You did it! You found the secret page. This is something you could perhaps tell your friends about (at say, school, or even the workplace).
When I first migrated to this country with nothing but the shirt on my back, I said to myself "This is the land of opportunity". Now you too, can experience an opportunity. The opportunity to download this alluring and evokative background to use on your own website.
Image the boys at the worksite's faces when they see you sexy new background image. All of their wives will want to have sex you and so will they.
I once had a dream where I was driving home after a long trip away. For some reason my home was actually the house I grew up in, and I lived there with my wife. I was looking forward to seeing her. When I arrived, I pulled in to the driveway, when a man with a French accent ran down shouting "you can't park here, i need this driveway for my business so you need to park somewhere else!" I was confused, but then my wife came out of the house and told me that while I was away, she rented out the garage to Luca who now runs his business there. Then Luca continued demanding that I move my car, which I do.
I back out onto the street and start trying to park by the side of the road. It's tricky, though, because I live in a court and the curb is curved. While I'm trying to back in, though, Luca comes out and starts trying to tell me how to parallel park, like "no no, you need to turn the steering wheel this way! No, not like that, you're doing it wrong." I have never woken up angrier in my life and from that day on I have had an immediate dislike of anybody named Luca.
Anyway, thanks for stopping by. I'm so lonely so it means a lot to me.
